Poor, poor Nicolas Cage.  Despite making millions upon millions of dollars over the course of his career, he’s in the poor house.  Of course, his poor house is a $10 million mansion in Beverly Hills, but do not judge him!  Because, of course, none of this is his fault whatsoever.  It’s the fault of his incompetent financial manager, who lined his pockets, didn’t file Nick’s taxes, and committed other sundry vile acts against Mr. Cage for which we should all be shocked and appalled. [...]